officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train


accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 




sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT


deadliestduck:

did anyone do this yet


ironiciero:

I will never fully understand this fandom


officialunitedstates:

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

I didn’t make this up for notes

source?

thanks!


50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 


digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.



capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2



bruuke:

does he have any fans


fvckingmew:

(✿◠‿◠) friendly reminder that i’m single (◡‿◡✿)


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